Is this a reboot, a relaunch, a sequel or what?
Superman Returns! The Post Watch!
ACT 1 In which Clark Kent Returns to earth, the farm and to the Daily Planet and in which Lex Luthor goes North Parker Posey! North! plays with his trains and turns out the lights, everywhere.
ACT 2 In which Superman stops speeding bullets fails to stop a museum heist but does fall for Parker Posey over the top acting and Hey’ Look Action Comics #1.
ACT 3 In which Lois Lane and the audience silently take flight , does some investigative reporting and shows questionable parenting skills as she and her moppet end up out to sea.
Act 4 In which Superman shows what a hero is supposed to do in a crisis as he saves people and then goes after the bad guy, while lost Richard and Superboy sink to their doom….
Act 5 In which the movies big fight really isn’t, Lois turns hero, Superman gets his Christ figure on and the movie putters to an end, as Superman moves on….
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